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oakbaby:

im getting extremely emotional about this

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orlandobloomers:

my stepdad arranged nine pieces of pepperoni in a square on a plate and stuck it in the microwave for ten minutes and walked away. they are burning. i have so many questions.

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WHEN I SEE MY BOYFRIEND TALKING TO HIS EX

howdoiputthisgently:

IF I’M SOBER:

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IF I’M DRUNK:

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THE PROCESS OF GETTING DRUNK

howdoiputthisgently:

IT’S LIKE:

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When a petition to the white house on this website: https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/ reaches 25,000 signatures the white house has to issue an official response. This was their response to building a Death Star. 

When a petition to the white house on this website: https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/ reaches 25,000 signatures the white house has to issue an official response. This was their response to building a Death Star. 



ruinedchildhood:

Helga was thirsty as fuck. [Video]

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I want to hold someone’s hand and have it actually mean something.


When someone plays along with your sarcasm

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I like you.

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